Not a Positive Psych Prof: I know you’re laughing but every time I think about my life I want to cry. 

Econ–Screamer: My econ midterm literally fisted me in the ass. 

Woke Professor: Pirates are not capitalists. 

Not Woke Freshman: Objectification isn’t blatantly bad. I feel like it can be hot sometimes. 

Guilty Catholic: Honestly ‘repent together’ sounds hot. 

Girl Who is Most Definitely the Anal Girl: I’m scared he’s going to think of me as the ‘anal girl.’ 

Anatomy Specialist: The butthole is very resilient and inspiring. It might seem like it can’t handle it but you’d be surprised. 

Starbucks Loyal Customer: Dunkin’ Donuts is the food of the proletariat. 


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