Not a Positive Psych Prof: I know you’re laughing but every time I think about my life I want to cry.
Econ–Screamer: My econ midterm literally fisted me in the ass.
Woke Professor: Pirates are not capitalists.
Not Woke Freshman: Objectification isn’t blatantly bad. I feel like it can be hot sometimes.
Guilty Catholic: Honestly ‘repent together’ sounds hot.
Girl Who is Most Definitely the Anal Girl: I’m scared he’s going to think of me as the ‘anal girl.’
Anatomy Specialist: The butthole is very resilient and inspiring. It might seem like it can’t handle it but you’d be surprised.
Starbucks Loyal Customer: Dunkin’ Donuts is the food of the proletariat.