Diversity Expert: You have a nose ring, so you’re not completely white.
Stickler: Ya we almost had sex. He really wanted to but I kept saying, ‘I can’t. It’s no nut November.’
Addict in The Huntsman Bathroom: I came here 2 minutes before class to quickly juul.
Romantic: I want to spend time with her, but if I spend time with a girl I have to bang her too.
A Relic from the 1850s: They want my money but not my filthy Irish bog blood.
Future Pledge Master: Alcohol just tastes better when someone forces it down your throat.
Considerate Game of Thrones Fan: I only watch in lecture. I don’t want the girl who sits behind me to get lost.
Daughter of White Collar Criminal: Is my inheritance gone?
Woke Partier: I heard a crowd of white people shout the n–word at Backlot. The cauc–acity.
