One Member of the 135th Board: "Do tops exist? I feel like everyone at the DP is a bottom."

Most Relatable Person at Penn: “It’s Valentine’s Day, I’m single, and I’m drunk. Sex is all that matters.”

Frat Bro 1: "Wyd man?” 

Frat Bro 2: "Ah, just looking for some ass to eat.” 

Piggie Smalls: “I bet Ariana Grande would say “yuh” during sex—she says it in like every song.”