One Member of the 135th Board: "Do tops exist? I feel like everyone at the DP is a bottom."
Most Relatable Person at Penn: “It’s Valentine’s Day, I’m single, and I’m drunk. Sex is all that matters.”
Frat Bro 1: "Wyd man?”
Frat Bro 2: "Ah, just looking for some ass to eat.”
Piggie Smalls: “I bet Ariana Grande would say “yuh” during sex—she says it in like every song.”
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