Wharton Undergraduate Finance Club Member: “We can’t just ‘get this bread,’ we’ve gotta bake it.”
Wawa Clerk: “I'm not just trying to BE famous. I'm trying to DIE famous.”
Bottled Water Purist: "Dasani is piss run through a Brita filter."
PSCI Professor: “We’ll just have to take you out and shoot you! That’s what Lenin would do."
Conscientious Shiksa: “Do you think they make kosher birth control pills?”
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