Wharton Undergraduate Finance Club Member: “We can’t just ‘get this bread,’ we’ve gotta bake it.”

Wawa Clerk: “I'm not just trying to BE famous. I'm trying to DIE famous.”

Bottled Water Purist: "Dasani is piss run through a Brita filter."

PSCI Professor: “We’ll just have to take you out and shoot you! That’s what Lenin would do."

Conscientious Shiksa:  “Do you think they make kosher birth control pills?”