Networking Opportunist: “LinkedIn is just like Tinder once you’re in banking.”
Tidying Enthusiast: “I should Marie Kondo my friends with benefits.”
Proud Penn Mom: “I have my Jack Daniels shirt under my Penn Mom shirt because I’m a classy bitch.”
COMM Major: “The only thing you have sometimes is attendance when you’re stupid.”
Econ Professor: "In some economies they buy bread with a few grams of cocaine.”
Lightweight in Denial: “I think I have a pretty high tolerance, I just reach it really quickly.”
