Scheming Spring Breaker: “My fake didn’t work at the club, but then I remembered we’re legal in the Caribbean so I showed him my passport and pretended I aged backwards.”

Religious Frat Bro: "Judaism is just the pregame to Christianity."

Freudian Psychoanalyst: "I just saw my therapist on Bumble."

Bore Hole Enthusiast: “So, do you think Elon Musk is kinky in bed?”

Feminist Critic: "I just don't like listening to men with guitars. Even a woman with a guitar is pushing it. Maybe Taylor Swift?"


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