SWUG: “Maybe this [Sex and Human Nature] class will teach me how to get laid.”

Party of One: “My mom doesn’t even care if her daughter is gay anymore, she just doesn’t want me to die alone.”

Not–so–Happy Meal: “Once a guy messaged me that he wanted to fuck me then eat chicken nuggets. I stopped using Tinder for a month after that.”

COMM Major 1: "I'm excited for this semester to be over so we can relax." 

COMM Major 2: "Yeah, going to mixers is exhausting."

On Brazil: “I was surrounded by the most ELITE butts.”

Yung Influencer: “Instagram and Facebook are down. How am I supposed to talk to people?”


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