Street Music Ed: “I don’t know what deep house is. It’s probably like house music, but deeper.”

The Other Woman: “My boyfriend has a girlfriend … it’s fine.”

Dude Playing Spikeball: “That’s the power of intermittent fasting right there.”

Tasteless Sommelier: “There’s such a stigma against Franzia. It’s ridiculous. It’s absurd. It’s a completely fine wine.”

HSOC Major: “Does mumps make you grow balls?”

Apple Fangirl: "Fuck me with my AirPods in."


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