Probably Taking Sex and Human Nature: “Childbirth is hard. I couldn’t imagine my penis becoming the size of a child’s head.”

Biology Major: (on mice) "They have small bodies that can fit under doors because they have no bones."

Liquor Connoisseur: “Is tequila a type of whiskey?”

Lost Narc: "Are drugs like acid and stuff like that illegal?" 

Timothée Chalamet Peach—Scene Understudy: “Did you know you can scroll on your phone using a plum?”


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