NJB: "Is giving head Kosher for Passover?"

Stage 5 Clinger: "Text me when you can pay attention to me."

Stat Professor: “Now, I hope the ladies in the room don’t object to this, but one woman is just as good as another.”

Greek Lady Cashier who’s been reading a thesaurus: “Hello, this is Greek Woman, how can I help you?”

Frat Relationship Guru: “I mean... you should probably know the name of the girl you’re tryna get with.”

Salty Lesbian: “Look, it’s not like I'm competitive, but she’s a bottom.”


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