Listening to Norman Fucking Rockwell! on Repeat: “SABS? Sit and Be Sad? I do that.”
Has-Been Professor: "What do we think of the use of the word 'humblebrag' here?"
Christian Girl, Autumn: “Yes, they’re selling pumpkin butter, fuck me up!”
Rollerblade Elitist: “Every time I see an electric skateboard a part of me dies.”
Professor Grinch: "I’ll be sending you your final grades on Christmas Eve, because I don’t wanna ruin your actual Christmas."
