Listening to Norman Fucking Rockwell! on Repeat:  “SABS? Sit and Be Sad? I do that.”

Has-Been Professor: "What do we think of the use of the word 'humblebrag' here?"

Christian Girl, Autumn: “Yes, they’re selling pumpkin butter, fuck me up!” 

Rollerblade Elitist: “Every time I see an electric skateboard a part of me dies.”

Professor Grinch: "I’ll be sending you your final grades on Christmas Eve, because I don’t wanna ruin your actual Christmas."


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