Oddly-Specific Bio Prof: “Strychnine is what you buy at the store and put in a hotdog and throw over a fence to kill the neighbor’s dog.”
Career Player: “I’m premium on all of my dating apps—including LinkedIn”
Eco–Flex: “My first kiss? Her dad lowkey invented the carbon tax.”
Resigned North–easterner: "The West Coast has happiness and Vitamin D, we have fall and pumpkins."
ASTR Professor in lecture: “I hate to be that guy, but I'm gonna whip out my guitar at the party.”