Girl at Magic Gardens: “Molly is literally my best friend.”
Pessimist or realist?: “The approach I have with guys now is to always assume the worst unless they prove otherwise.”
Wharton finance professor: “Damn unions!”
Optimistic e–girl: "We're not taking a break. we're vibechecking our relationship."
Desperate professor: "If anybody signs up for the earliest date for presentations, I'll give you an inflatable sax."