Girl at Magic Gardens: “Molly is literally my best friend.”

Pessimist or realist?: “The approach I have with guys now is to always assume the worst unless they prove otherwise.” 

Wharton finance professor: “Damn unions!”

Optimistic e–girl: "We're not taking a break. we're vibechecking our relationship."

Desperate professor: "If anybody signs up for the earliest date for presentations, I'll give you an inflatable sax."


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