Despondent Girl Seeks Media Job: “I’m going to be an editorial intern until I die.”

Disgruntled Food Editor: “Next time, I’m pissing on your pizza.”

Very Literal Sociology Prof.: "The fact is that we live in a society."

Befuddled poetry prof.: "I don't understand toxic masculinity. Isn't all masculinity toxic?"


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