Attracting, Not Chasing: "I don't need you to validate my attractiveness. That's what I have mirrors for."
Closeted Mummer: "You've got to explore the Columbus Day side of Philly more."
A therapist's worst nightmare: "The only thing Penn has taught me is to gaslight or be gaslit."
Boss–level SABS–er: "Everything went downhill after Frontera closed."
Learned CRT from @soyouwanttotalkabout: "No amount of infographics could've prepared me for the sociology midterm I just took."
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