Not Smarter Than the U.S Marines: "Not all soldiers wear capes."

A Kink–Shamer (?): "Stop calling me mommy. That's sexual violence."

Chronically Offline: "Who is Timothée Chalamet? People keep telling me who he is, but not what he does."

Rejected from Voyeur: "It would be so camp if West & Down opened for Homecoming."

The Nicotine Lobby: "You should be allowed to smoke in Van Pelt."


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