Modern day Cher Horowitz: "I knew he wanted to hook up with me after he complimented my Zara jeans." 

New in town, kind of: "As a minority in two areas, single and gay..." 

Your mother at some point, probably: "I need to sell the product, which is you!"

Girlboss economist: "The worst financial decision I've ever made is becoming an oat milk person." 

Happens to also be a 'sober pescatarian': "There's something so delicious about a drunk cigarette."