Maneater with Social Anxiety: "Messing with men online is one of my favorite pastimes."
Breaking the Jew Code: "He's just throwing his brisket around willy–nilly, not caring who he hurts.”
Wannabe New York Times Fellow: "I would never have sex with the door fully open ... maybe ajar though.”
Unsurprisingly, A Heterosexual: "As a heterosexual, I can sense heterosexual energy, and he's not giving that."
Backwards Bandleader: "Strings and percussion: the two genders."
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