Putting the 'I' in Illiteracy: "Perhaps one might say I put the 'sis' in Narcissus."
If You Give a Furry a Cookie: "I think Cookie Monster was my sexual awakening."
Alcoholic GSWS Major: "You just get drunk with gay people. Is that praxis? I don't think so."
Deferential Dendrophile: "She's my role model … oh, to be a tree."
Still Surprised at White Mediocrity: "I think you find white men novel despite having dated this many of them."