Amateur Tooth Fairy: *long pause* "Maybe I have a tooth fetish …"
Modern–Day Betty Friedan: "I live my whole life according to a man’s dietary restrictions."
Druggy Dietician: "Why would you quit weed? It's healthy … it's like its own food group."
Puts the 'Colic' in Bucolic: "Butter isn't a condiment; it's like sludge. Cow sludge."
Wannabe Too Good To Go Ambassador: "I'm just a food waste warrior!"
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This month: super stylists, super villains, and super sloppy top.
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