God to the Egyptians: "Jinx! You owe me your firstborn child."
A Girlboss Walks Home Alone at Night: "I have 'I don't care about my life privilege' when I'm walking around at night."
This Week's Forecast … Hoe Phase: "I have, like, pre–summer feral whore energy."
Has Never Heard of a Hot Dog: "One is edible and one is a dog."
Not–so–Little Monster: "You're a lot of a bit of a bitch. You've got several quotients of bitch, as they say."