Low Carb, Low Intellect: “You're built like a box of angel hair spaghetti.”
Surprisingly Not About the Stroffice: “It’s the neoliberal war room.”
My Social Psych Professor, Apropos of Nothing: “Lady … his testosterone is really high, his testes are really working overtime. There's a vas deferens between him and other men.”
Whittany Darrow: “I am only just now recovering from the crypto crash of January.”
Jersey Grandma: “When I shop at Wegmans I feel expensive.”
