Machiavelli, Yassified: "He’s never thought to look through my phone because he's just stupid that way."

Are You There Gyno? It's Me, Margaret: "I forgot that reproduction can be healthy and not just just."

Stoned at the Hair Salon: "He's what happens when you go to Supercuts and ask for balayage."

The DP's Amy Dunne: "I've had not–like–the–other–girls–ness imposed onto me."

Does Not Identify as a Lady: "I just wanna be a lady friend."