The Guy in Question: “I love the guy using the virginity as a social construct argument to get in a girl’s pants.”
With AirPods in his Mouth: "I never got past my oral—aural fixation stage."
Street's New Octo—Mom: "I've got eight babies to squeeze out."
Definitely Not Richard Gere: “I looked up hamster tube and it gave me porn … that’s not what I wanted.”
Castle Darty Refugee: "They gave me free drugs because my tits were out."
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