Street Goes Gay–for–Pay: "Man heat: boys be warm."

My Seeking Arrangement Bio: "Me when I put my money where my mouths are."

Chris Olsen, Probably: "Real men don't know Elton John, but they do know Meghan Trainor."

On Sorority Rush: "It's like sports betting for ladies."

Just Discovered Diet Coke: "This is what doctors want lobotomies to feel like."