Charlie Javice: "Embezzlement doesn't count if it's by accident."
Ron DeSantis: "I consider myself the John McCain of the streets."
DeSantis' next victim: "He didn't sound like a predator, I think he just wanted to help fund our binge–drinking habit."
Not Lindy Chamberlain: "Do they even have newspaper in Australia?"
Charitable misandrist: "It's like we match donations. Let me match your love for APES with my hate."
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