Head of the Class
There are numerous customs a Penn student may exploit in order to finagle a good grade. If you're into the Zach Morris modus operandi, for instance, you'll get your closest Screech-like friend to hack into the elusive Penn InTouch interior and click your B to an A. Perhaps you're privy to the "I come bearing fruit method," because, for one reason or another, unwilted produce makes professors giddy enough to alter the class curve in your favor. You might even indulge in "class participation" struggles, or willingly hand-in an "optional homework"--all innocuous actions which are certainly in keeping with the purports of Penn's jolly scholastic character.