Rants from the Undergrad
Sometimes I feel like I have too much of an academic life, but in the non-clich‚/ tapered jean wearing/ getting to Van Pelt before it opens/on your way to Harvard PhD land sort of way. Simultaneously, I have a very satisfying, often exhausting social life (if this doesn't apply to you, imagine you do more than attend the Objectivist Club meeting on a Tuesday night), which leaves me to ponder: what exists between countless hours at Van Pelt coupled with colorful nights ending in toilet bowl reflection? After a few bong hits, I experienced a once in a lifetime golden revelation. And so I am here to tell you about my friend Jesus, who has the omniscient power to fill that sad hole in your heart and lead your distraught being to salvation. Music stops. Just joshin.' That religion thing is like so 5 years ago.