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Power Cored

Early one Saturday morning, we woke up ready and willing to get our asses kicked by Punk Rock Boot Camp.

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HOW did you spend your nso?

TUESDAY $140: Fake ID Bring it on, Smoke's. WEDNESDAY $425: Brother's Fine Furniture Look up classy in the dictionary and you'll see a picture of my red leather couch. THURSDAY $250: Wine & Spirits I didn't mind that this all disappeared in one night, but did they have to drink all my Martinelli's?! $2.12: McDonald's Every good story begins with, "So it was 3 a.m., and I went to McDonald's." $10.89: Lowe's Told parents I bought spare light bulbs; really bought the parts for a beer bong. $16.11: Fresh Grocer You can't have a party without Solo cups. $13.00: Liberty Taxi A sound investment if your idea of a good night is a half hour wait outside Red Sky. FRIDAY $586.51: Campus Bookstore I hate this place so much, but behold the power of bursar. $76.06: Tangerine Restaurant If your date isn't all over you by the end of dinner here, you have no game. SATURDAY $100: Apple Computer credit Not looking so cool for buying the iPhone early now, am I? $21.47: PhillyCarShare I wonder if transporting a 300-pound ice luge in the backseat is a breach of contract. SUNDAY $5.09: CVS I admit it, I was the guy who was stealing the rest of the house's body wash this week.

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How I spent my summer vacation

Forget what you eat - you are what you do. Penn generously gives you four months of summer to use as you wish.

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Long distance love

there is no better way to learn tolerance and become more culturally aware than by living and interacting with a variety of people.

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Ego of the week

Street: Has anyone ever told you that you looked like a celebrity? If so, who? Jim Newell: Not really, only in spurts.

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Fling: from those

With temperatures far from spring-like forecasted for the weekend, it can be hard to rally enthusiasm for this favorite Penn tradition.

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How to fling with a paper due on monday

We may call ourselves "social," but the fact is that, for better or for worse, we are an Ivy. And though it is Penn's Ivy-ness that drew us here, it is also this same quality that tortures us most on Spring Fling weekend.

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Ego of the week

Consider Flinging with College senior and FlingSafe emeritus Josh Matz. He's infectious. Street: Looking forward to Fling? Joshua Matz: I don't think I've done Fling since freshman year. Street: Where did you live freshman year? JM: I was in the Quad in the residential program for the study of emerging infectious diseases.

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Ego of the week

Street: Is psychology a hard major or an easy major? Brooke Tancer: You can make it an easy or a hard major.

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Navigating locust walk

Freud once said, "Every normal person, in fact, is only normal on the average." Nowhere is that more clear than on Penn's great libidinal playground, Locust Walk.

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Ego of the Week: Reg TIgerman

Street: What is the breakfast of champions? Reg Tigerman: Breakfast is for losers. I eat brunch.

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Ego of the Week

We get down under with College senior and activist Alexis Ruby Howe. Street: What are you involved in on campus? Alexis Ruby Howe: I am the Big Lesbian on Campus, in case you didn't know.

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Ego of the Week

You'd be forward if you saw him, too. Mark Zoller, College senior and Quaker forward gives us a little peak inside the brain of a baller.

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Ego of the Week

You may have heard of a little video called, "Box in A Box," the female response to Saturday Night Live's digital short about the gift that keeps giving.

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Ego of the Week

Arjun Srinivas, a senior member of Dhamaka, Penn's all-male South Asian dance troupe, talks about dancing with himself and doing good deeds. Street: Where did you learn your moves? Arjun Srinivas: I came to Penn with two left feet.

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Halle Berry walking the walk

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Ego of the Week

How many Fulbright scholars does it take to screw in a light bulb? We don't know, ask College senior Mana Nakagawa. Street: You won a Fulbright!

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Fresh Party Themes

Seven Deadly Sins: Origin: The Catholic Church separated sins into minor "venial" ones, and the seven "mortal" sins of Lust, Gluttony, Greed, Sloth, Wrath, Envy, and Pride.

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TIPS FOR THE HOST(ESS)

-Delegate some of the hard work by soliciting the help of your best friend. That way, someone besides you knows where the ice is, how the stereo works and what to take care of if you pass out.

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EGO OF THE WEEK

Tomorrow, the Student Planning and Events Committee (SPEC), will be throwing their very first "Beachfest," the newest addition to their beloved 'fest family.

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