Campus Life
Overheards 9.6.17
Elmo BBQ attendees about tourist who found his way into the party: "LET HIM STAY. LET HIM STAY."
Why We SABS
You’ve seen them. You’ve probably even been one of them.
To Catch A Biden
Street knows you’ve been trying to spot him around campus. Street knows you’ve been (mostly) unsuccessful.
Things Penn Could've Spent $80 Million on Instead of Hill
Now that NSO is over and we're all bored in class with syllabus week, we should take a look at one dorm 505 Penn students call home: Hill.
In the Summer, We Exist in Limbo.
Accepting that this time in my life has an expiration date enables me to live in it a little more.
Overheards 08.30.17
Washed up frat star: God is dead, and frats have killed him.
Letter from the Editor: 8.30.2017
If you see a gap in the narrative, fill it yourself. If Street is missing a voice, lend yours. Come share your words with us—we'd love to hear them.
On Taking Our Time
When I first called CAPS last May, I didn’t know that I had an eating disorder, much less understand the extent to which recovering from it would shape the next year of my life.
Highbrow Career Services: Resumé Workshop
THE ART OF THE RESUME Reading between the lines takes on a whole new meaning when it comes to resumes.
Highbrow's Declassified Back to School Survival Guide
After a day of dayging, Chipotle is not a good idea. You will wind up vomiting in front of the CVS and that one person you don’t like will MERT you.
Speaking Without Complacency
Somewhere in this country, right now, there is a white supremacist, and I am quite literally his worst nightmare.
NSO: The Breakdown
A refresher of all those events that you DEFINITELY attended your freshman year.
Street Staff's Advice to Freshmen
Here's the deal, kiddos - we learned some of these lessons the hard way. Now, you shouldn't have to.
You Definitely Need to Do These Things This Summer
Is summer even worth it if you don't everything on this list?
5 Types of Naps You Take During the Summer
Because summer naps are very different than mid-semester procrastination naps.
Hit it or Quit It: Summer on Campus
Hit it: Summer Curfews Quit it: Philly nightlife Between the mandated curfew for 9–18 year–olds in Philly’s 18th police precinct and the overabundance of summer programs adding to the already–long list of infestations in the Quad, it seems like our beloved corner of the city is shutting down.
Highbrow Can't Even: Name–Dropping
We get it, Gretchen, your dad is the inventor of Toaster Strudel. But are you realllllllllly putting your best Stuart Weitzman–clad foot forward when your fun fact at your SPEC Connaissance meeting icebreaker consists entirely of the fact that your parents donated one of the shitty study lounges in the quad? Never do you hear more “my ‘father/uncle/second–cousin/ex–boyfriend's family friend’....is ...” than during OCR.
