Campus Life
OVERHEARDS 04.14.16
Quad Security Guard inspecting Vitamin D pills: Are these narcotics?
THE ROUND UP 04.21.16
Did Fling BLAU (3LAU? Who gives a shit) by for you? Because it did for us. As we all come down from our weekend highs and start to gear up for finals, Highbrow wants to give you one last treat for your VP reprieve.
Let's Start Talking
I’m a new representative of an environment that needs to change.
Everything You Need to Know about WXPN
Radio may be dead, but this station is not.
Introverts, Extroverts and Everything in Between at Penn
Not everyone wants to go to the pool party.
Letter 04.14.16
I was going to write my letter about Fling. I was going to write about how every event is off campus, about how much money everyone is spending on the Pool Party.
When You Use the Word “Survivor”
It’s sexual assault awareness month. Here’s my story.
The Twelve People You'll Meet During Fling
Sort of like that book "The Five People You Meet in Heaven," except not quite as enlightening.
THE ROUND UP 04.14.16
And the freshmen all nestled in their shitty dorm beds, while visions of debauchery danced in their heads. But before we can give our Fling critique, let's look back on those mistakes made last week.
Overheards 04.14.16
Stat Prof: Technically it's not about the size, it's how you use it.
Ego of the Week: Sam Mattis
If you can't find this Olympic hopeful at Legion he's probably leading a coup d'état.
Ego of the Week: Roderick Cook
The co–founder of Penn Non–Cis has strong opinions on everything: fraternities, senior societies, veganism and spirit animals. Just don't ask them about Caitlyn Jenner.
Highbrow Decodes Pottruck
Greek life is not the only tiered institution at Penn.
THE ROUND UP 04.07.16
Before you commit yourself to seeing five performing arts shows this weekend, we need to aca–tell–ya all things brunch and all–around bold. In case you need a little more than some aural fixation, the Round Up is here to satisfy your gossip cravings.
OVERHEARDS 04.07.16
Guy in Frontera: Major in econ. The power of money compels you.
I Guess I’m Ready to Graduate
How AmEx, The Debate Team and Kweder helped me realize it's time to move on.
Letter 04.07.16
So I have a question: where the fuck did my junior year go?
Ego of the Week: Jane Meyer
According to the president of the Undergraduate Assembly there are two types of people at Penn: "Those who read my emails and those who don’t."
If You're Reading This (In Print), It's Too Late
You already know what I do.
