Campus Life
Fly on a Wall
It's easier not to take all the name–calling and fly–swatting so personally when I remember it's mostly motivated by jealousy: anyone would kill to know the ins and outs of Penn life like I do.
Gossip Walls
If you end up in the Round Up, it’s because your friends (or haters) outed you, right? Wrong! It was the walls—they see everything.
Wall Thank You Notes
Ego spent this week catching up on personal stuff like checking canvas, returning e-mails and writing our weekly thank-you notes.
BATHROOM WALL
These may or may not exist on the bathroom stalls in Van Pelt.
Ego of the Week: Wall of Fame
This week, Ego's featuring the lucky ones amongst us who were blessed enough to have 'wall' in their namesake, and giving their names an wall-of-fame worthy upgrade.
America and the Epidemic of Political Correctness
I don't get why, as Americans, we have become so terrified of people speaking their minds simply because it may offend someone.
Goodbye From the Editor
For the past 3.5 years, Street has been my everything. I love this magazine more than I love most of Penn.
Overheards 11.19.15
Delancey Boy 1: What did we do on your 21st? Delancey Boy 2: You gave me sickest vinyl ever and then I yacked on your French press.
Ego Of The Week: Steve Rybicki
Ego took a walk down memory lane with this week's Ego, Steve Rybicki. Read on to find out if 'Scooba Steve' sat at the jocks or the nerd table in the high school cafeteria, and how he hasn't changed much since.
Class Swap: Undergraduate School Edition
Have you ever wondered what life would be like if you were in a different school at Penn? Two Material Science Engineers, a COMM major, a Nursing student and a Wharton freshman switched classes for a day to find out how the other half lives.
ROUND UP 11.19.15
Raise your goblets—Highbrow is giving a toast to this week’s fowl play. Join our pregame for Dranksgiving and help yourself to our gossip feast.
Presenting Madam President
Longer than my resume, however, is the list of things I've been rejected from. And that list is long. The bar is simply higher here, and despite my 6'0 stature, sometimes I can't reach it.
Who is..."The Most Likely to Win on Jeopardy?"
Being awarded the superlative "Most Likely to Win on Jeopardy" was my high school's polite rephrasing of "Class Nerd."
A Penn Student Walks into a Bar
Your fellow classmates might be serving you your next drink.
Haircut from the Editor
Recently I cut my hair extremely short. I went in, "ready for a change," because I'm a cliche.
ROUND UP 11.12.15
Penn students truly demonstrated athletic talent this weekend—we crushed beer pong, persevered through a marathon of day drinking and stayed composed. Oh, and we won the football game. Let the victories continue, because everyone’s a winner in the Round Up.
Overheards 11.12.15
Hot betch: You look like my asshole when I haven't gotten a wax in a long time.
10 THINGS WE ARE SO OVER
Penn vs. Princeton. Actually, we never even cared.
