Campus Life
OVERHEARDS 01.21.16
SDT hopeful during rush: Okay, but like, Chicago japs don’t compare to New York japs. Old woman at dinner: You know what he said to me?
How Was Your Break Actually?
How good was your break, really? This flow chart provides the non–bullshit answer to that question.
Your 2016 New Year's Resolutions
Watch more normal porn.
Ego of the Week: Victoria Chen
This future dentist is a member of four senior societies and co–founder of Penn Queer and Asian. Victoria debunks stereotypes about Asian–interest sororities and dishes on Channing Tatum and the hidden power of dentists.
Your New Year's Resolutions for 2016
Highbrow wants to know what you will be failing to do in the next few months.
Do YOU Want To Be Ego of the Week?
Do you know a senior who wants to be the next US president? Or likes to breed cats in their free time? Or makes cheese in their basement? Or grows weed under their desk?
EGO OF THE WEEK: THE SHAKESPEARE PORTRAIT WALL IN FISHER BENNETT
Name: The Shakespeare Portrait Wall in Fisher–Bennett Major: English Hometown: Stratford–upon–Avon, UK Activities: Hanging out on the wall, side-eyeing English majors Street: So, you’ve obviously mastered the resting bitch face.
Fly on a Wall
It's easier not to take all the name–calling and fly–swatting so personally when I remember it's mostly motivated by jealousy: anyone would kill to know the ins and outs of Penn life like I do.
Gossip Walls
If you end up in the Round Up, it’s because your friends (or haters) outed you, right? Wrong! It was the walls—they see everything.
Wall Thank You Notes
Ego spent this week catching up on personal stuff like checking canvas, returning e-mails and writing our weekly thank-you notes.
BATHROOM WALL
These may or may not exist on the bathroom stalls in Van Pelt.
Ego of the Week: Wall of Fame
This week, Ego's featuring the lucky ones amongst us who were blessed enough to have 'wall' in their namesake, and giving their names an wall-of-fame worthy upgrade.
America and the Epidemic of Political Correctness
I don't get why, as Americans, we have become so terrified of people speaking their minds simply because it may offend someone.
Goodbye From the Editor
For the past 3.5 years, Street has been my everything. I love this magazine more than I love most of Penn.
Overheards 11.19.15
Delancey Boy 1: What did we do on your 21st? Delancey Boy 2: You gave me sickest vinyl ever and then I yacked on your French press.
Ego Of The Week: Steve Rybicki
Ego took a walk down memory lane with this week's Ego, Steve Rybicki. Read on to find out if 'Scooba Steve' sat at the jocks or the nerd table in the high school cafeteria, and how he hasn't changed much since.
Class Swap: Undergraduate School Edition
Have you ever wondered what life would be like if you were in a different school at Penn? Two Material Science Engineers, a COMM major, a Nursing student and a Wharton freshman switched classes for a day to find out how the other half lives.
ROUND UP 11.19.15
Raise your goblets—Highbrow is giving a toast to this week’s fowl play. Join our pregame for Dranksgiving and help yourself to our gossip feast.
