Campus Life
Class Swap: Undergraduate School Edition
Have you ever wondered what life would be like if you were in a different school at Penn? Two Material Science Engineers, a COMM major, a Nursing student and a Wharton freshman switched classes for a day to find out how the other half lives.
ROUND UP 11.19.15
Raise your goblets—Highbrow is giving a toast to this week’s fowl play. Join our pregame for Dranksgiving and help yourself to our gossip feast.
Presenting Madam President
Longer than my resume, however, is the list of things I've been rejected from. And that list is long. The bar is simply higher here, and despite my 6'0 stature, sometimes I can't reach it.
Who is..."The Most Likely to Win on Jeopardy?"
Being awarded the superlative "Most Likely to Win on Jeopardy" was my high school's polite rephrasing of "Class Nerd."
A Penn Student Walks into a Bar
Your fellow classmates might be serving you your next drink.
Haircut from the Editor
Recently I cut my hair extremely short. I went in, "ready for a change," because I'm a cliche.
ROUND UP 11.12.15
Penn students truly demonstrated athletic talent this weekend—we crushed beer pong, persevered through a marathon of day drinking and stayed composed. Oh, and we won the football game. Let the victories continue, because everyone’s a winner in the Round Up.
Overheards 11.12.15
Hot betch: You look like my asshole when I haven't gotten a wax in a long time.
10 THINGS WE ARE SO OVER
Penn vs. Princeton. Actually, we never even cared.
Ego of the Week: Ingred Prince
Ingred may be a TLC-loving nurse, but that would never stop her from rocking her scrubs. She spoke to us a little bit about her love for Valentine's Day, African American Arts Alliance (4A), and getting out of your comfort zone.
I'm a Literal Quaker
It took me four times to make it to Meeting for worship. The first two times I didn't even make it out of the house.
Ego of the Week: The Men of BMOC
BMOC is back, and the competition might get hairy among this year's contestants. You can see these gents movin' and groovin' for OAX's philanthropy event at the Roxxy on November 11th.
"Number Twos" Are The Shit
Penn sees a lot of work done by Amy Gutmann and other presidential figures, but what about the right-hand men and women who make the university great? These VPs discuss their responsibilities, rapport with their Presidents, and ideas of leadership.
YOUR DATE-NIGHT HOW TO
Highbrow is OVERWHELMED with date night invitations, but we have some constructive feedback for those who are socially challenged.
Round Up 11.05.15
Trick–or–treat yo’self with some sweet, sweet gossip. You may not have indulged in candy this weekend, but get ready for a sugar high. We hope this doesn’t leave a sour taste in your mouth.
Overheards 11.05.15
Eligible bachelorette: I'm saving butt stuff for when I'm like, 60.
A Rabbi, A Rabbit, and a Grandma Walk Into a Bar...
This summer I was a middle aged rabbit going through a messy divorce. I was a grandmother with a penchant for S&M, and bank robber who could communicate only in song.
Hurrah from the Editor
School spirit is hiding somewhere in a third floor Van Pelt carrel.
