Campus Life
Decoding Your Fall Break
How to judge the social capital of your vacation.
The ~Scandalous~ Side of SkimmerFest
SkimmerFest wasn’t always fun and games and random musical guests. The Penn Tradition we're celebrating this Saturday has a shady past, and Street did some digging through the University Archives to uncover its dirty little secrets.
Letter from the Editor 9.24.2015
To Penn, we are numbers.
Penn Religious Leaders on the Pope
A Christian minister, Jewish rabbi, and Muslim chaplain walk into a triathlon... It sounds like a punchline, but these three faculty religious leaders teamed up this summer to bike, swim, and run to raise money for Mental Health. We chatted with them about religion at Penn, the Pope's significance to all faiths, and their dream religious world leader triathlon team.
Round Up 09.24.15
Holy shit—the Pope is coming. We hope you behave yourself this weekend because his holiness doesn’t tolerate sinners.
Ultimate Getaway-from-the-Pope Guide
Because you definitely didn't realize how impossible it would be to get a taxi.
Ego of the Week: Erich Kessel
Chair of Lambda Alliance and a pop culture guru, this Ego knows a thing or two about advocacy, art history and Madonna. But what are his thoughts on Smoke’s pizza?
11 People You Can't Trust
People who do these things are not your friends.
Unmasking Penn Face
I know one thing for sure: I do not know what Penn Face is supposed to be. I have a hunch about something else: nobody else really does either.
Overheards 09.24.15
Misunderstood bellydancer: I took pre–workout supplements with vodka one time and I ended up home, naked and hugging a pole.
Cool Penn Internshit
Still getting asked about your summer internship? These Penn students sure are. From LA to NY and fashion to politics, they went beyond the usual coffee runs and did some pretty cool shit.
Ego of the Week: Laura Petro
This week's Ego is a funny fashionista who has a knack for writing and smoothie making. And don't get her started on Stanley Tucci!
Overheards 09.17.15
Huntsman senior: I would never have sleepovers with my hookups—my breath smells like a diaper in the morning, and I get really self conscious about it.
Ego’s Guide to Quick Cash on Campus
Don’t have time for a campus job, but need cash for all those BYOs this semester? Ego has a few suggestions for how to make money on your own time
From the Depths of Hill
Back in high school, I never had much school spirit.
Snap from the Editor 9.10.15
Sending good vibes to you, reader.
All I Do Is Quit, Quit, Quit
Any fan of the seminal 90’s sitcom Seinfeld knows the plight of loveable loser George Costanza and his fondness for giving up: “Yeah, I’m a great quitter."



















