Campus Life
The Round Up 04.23.15
Love might be Kesha’s drug of choice, but we prefer gossip. We hope your finals are easier to pass than your summer internship’s random drug tests.
The Meh List: Post–Fling/Pre–Finals Edition
Not good, not bad. Just meh.
Shoutout from the Editor 4.23.15
To the readers and to the trolls: In honor of shoutouts, I am writing my final HBEIC letter of the semester in shoutout form to the people who made this possible.
Ego of the Week: Matthew Duda
Daddy Duda isn't going to be a doctor just because his initials are MD. Cross your fingers next time you get MERTed that "the hot MERT guy" is on call.
Greek Life is Inherently Sexist
Spring Fling serves as a reminder that our social lives are dominated by Greek life. But why do we calmly accept a fucked–up system where men get to call all the shots?
The Round Up 04.16.15
Begin your pregames by brushing your teeth with a bottle of Jack, but with Highbrow on the prowl, you better watch your back.
Potential Significant Other or Potential Job: A Quiz
Are these thoughts about a romantic or professional opportunity? You decide.
Overheards 04.16.15
Girl with a crew–cut: Everyone who I've ever had a threesome with is now a Fulbright scholar.
Flung with the Editor
Contrary to popular belief, this is the most wonderful time of the year. We're taking off our parkas and taking to College Green.
Best Friends or Dating?
Nonbelievers out there will insist guys and girls can't be "just friends," but these pairs are proving them wrong one platonic sleepover at a time.
How OFSL Stole My Sorority Experience
A former AXO freshman and Street Editor shares her experience with OFSL and what it means to go off campus.
Off–Campus Name Game
Highbrow officially proclaims going off-campus is trendy. To have a successful transition, it's all about re-branding. Highbrow put our Wharton classes into good use and created some new off-campus names for a few frats and sororities.
Growing Out of Greek Life
As former members of AXO, we're grateful for our Greek beginning and committed to our independent future.
The Round Up 04.09.15
College tours are in full force, so good luck walking to class without hitting an Asian tourist taking a photo of the Love Statue with a selfie stick.
STREET INVESTIGATES: What Dean Ferpa Thinks About You
Early this year, a group of Stanford students discovered that, through the Family Educational Rights and Privacy Act (FERPA), college students have the right to see their admissions files. Street Edz checked out their files so that you don't have to look at yours
EOTW: Rohan Malhotra
Street: Describe yourself in three words. RM: Can Ralph Lauren be one word? RalphLauren. Dhamaka. Douchebag.
Overheards 04.09.15
Boy walking on Pine: Bro, you’re the king of stimulants.
What do your admissions files say about you?
Ever wondered how the hell you ended up at Penn? Thanks to FERPA, now you can find out. But how much of your admissions files can you really see? Ego wants to know. If you have participated in a FERPA review session, please fill out this short survey about your experience. We're dying to know what admissions truly thinks.
EOTW: Dani Castillo
Dani is as sweet as a honeybee. She’s buzzing with energy, but watch out: she might sting you if you cut down a tree.
