Humor
A Bain Coffee Chat, Transcribed
No employment opportunities were damaged in the recording and printing of this coffee chat.
OVERHEARDS 09-08-16
FroGro cashier: Her waist was about eight inches, but her booty was infinite.
Eight Things to Do with That ECON001 Textbook
If read it was an option we wouldn't need this list.
Guide to a Goyim's first month at Penn
You’ll be fluent in Woody Allen references by the end of the semester!
OVERHEARDS 09.01.16
Rejected Freshman at Phi: But I was here for Quaker Days!
Die–kus: Haikus For Your NSO Blackout from Start to Finish
Poetic justice for your NSO sins.
Dispatch from your First Day at Penn
Life before the Toga Party.
Penn's Dining Halls, Explained
Who knew food poisoning could be so expensive!
Entourage: An Analysis of Every Archetype In Your Freshman NSO Clique
Penn: Where stereotypes are mandatory.
What to Do When You Hate Your Internship
It’s not sabotaging your future when you already hate your internship.
WORST OF SHOUTOUTS: SPRING 2016
Lizard people unite! the dark forces arise in us!
SHOUTOUTS BY THE NUMBERS: SPRING 2016
Getting into Penn is easy compared to getting into Shoutouts.
OVERHEARDS 04.14.16
Quad Security Guard inspecting Vitamin D pills: Are these narcotics?
SHOUTOUTS: SPRING 2016
This time with 30% more Theos jokes!
Seven Ways to Ensure This Is Your Best Fling Yet
There’s no better time for experimenting
Your Fling Budget
Make sure you budget for the fake cocaine you’ll accidentally buy!
How to Act Like You Know Everything about the Fling Performers
Chance the Rhymer? DJ Blow? All these Fling artists can be confusing, but we’ve got your back!
If Fling Tanks Were Honest
Because sometimes puns and pop culture references get old.
