Humor
Overheards 09.10.15
AKPsi member at a frat pregame:Cheers to Excel!
EXCLUSIVE: Where Did The Drunk Freshmen Go?
As reported in the DP last week, the alcohol-related hospitalization of freshmen went from twenty-one in 2014 to seven in 2015. After extensive investigative journalism Street has discovered what some freshmen were doing instead of drinking.
Family Members Comment on Your NSO Facebook Posts
Should've never accepted that friend request.
Essential Supplies Penn Left Off the Packing List
Not your mommy's packing list.
Overheards 09.03.15
Scruffy boy on Locust: It’s not business, it’s an orgy.
Shoutouts By the Numbers
No surprise, THEOS got a piece of that hate pie.
Backpage Presents: SHOUTOUTS ILLUSTRATED 2015
You submitted, we laughed, we groaned, we wrote Ed Notes at 3am. Now for your enjoyment, here's some of them brought to life.
SHOUTOUTS: SPRING 2015
You submitted, we laughed, we groaned, we wrote Ed Notes at 3am. Now for your enjoyment...
Overheards 04.23.15
Boy in Steiny D bathroom: There were basically two Flings this year—one for Latinos and another for everyone else.
Where Should You be Naked?
Everyone needs to be naked sometimes, take this quiz to find your naked place at Penn!
Overheards 04.16.15
Girl with a crew–cut: Everyone who I've ever had a threesome with is now a Fulbright scholar.
SHOUTOUTS SUBMISSIONS
DEADLINE EXTENDED Here's your chance to tell people what you think of them. Don't use names (or we won't use yours) otherwise you know the drill. Submissions due tonight 4.20 at 11:59 pm.
Funny List Monday: Things You Should Drink Out Of This Fling
They are checking bags; you need to be creative.
Music Festivals You Haven't Heard Of
Sure, Made in America is fun, but these ~alternative~ music festivals are even better.
How your Favorite Bands Got Their Names
We totally researched this.
Overheards 04.09.15
Boy walking on Pine: Bro, you’re the king of stimulants.
Funny List Monday: 10 Alternative Uses for Your Turtleneck
Now that spring is here, you might be thinking about retiring that turtleneck. Think again.
Nudity in Art
Lowbrow knows that there's more than just vulgarity in nude art. Here's what's really going on in those paintings.
