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True Life: My Roommate is a Serial Killer

So, your roommate keeps leaving you grocery lists written in ransom–note format, insists that you “stay the fuck away” from the “collection” under her bed and refuses to return the Dexter DVDs she rented from Netflix. She might be a serial killer. Here’s how to deal.











Build Your PennApps Team

We ain't talking about practice, this ain't even Apptice. You are gonna need a crack team, if you are gonna win PennApps (do people win? We assume yes).






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Frat-IYS

Jungle juice and making your own grill are so yesterday. Lowbrow presents how to plan your perfect frat party.


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Hack-roglyphics

People have been doing it by themselves throughout history, especially pre-Industrial Revolution. Here is the lost tablet of the 7th Pharaoh of the Elmrsglu dynasty. A translator at the Institute of Ancient Crafts weighs in.