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THE ROUND UP 09-01-16
Did you get NSOoo wasted last weekend? Even if you didn’t, Highbrow’s here to welcome you back to Penn with this week’s reckless Round Up.
OVERHEARDS 09.01.16
Rejected Freshman at Phi: But I was here for Quaker Days!
Die–kus: Haikus For Your NSO Blackout from Start to Finish
Poetic justice for your NSO sins.
Penn's Dining Halls, Explained
Who knew food poisoning could be so expensive!
Entourage: An Analysis of Every Archetype In Your Freshman NSO Clique
Penn: Where stereotypes are mandatory.
A Freshman's Guide to NSO
A definitive list of Do's and Don'ts for those of us who actually read an assigned book this summer.
Street's New School Year Resolutions
Talk less, smile more.
5 Spanish Phrases for an American in Mexico
It's not easy to be an American abroad.
Locust Pocus
If nobody sees you SABSing outside Frontera, were you even there?
Highbrow's Guide to Birthright
Birthright is what you make it. Or, at least, what you Insta.
No Mo' FOMO
PSA: Comparison is the thief of joy.
OVERHEARDS 04.14.16
Quad Security Guard inspecting Vitamin D pills: Are these narcotics?
THE ROUND UP 04.21.16
Did Fling BLAU (3LAU? Who gives a shit) by for you? Because it did for us. As we all come down from our weekend highs and start to gear up for finals, Highbrow wants to give you one last treat for your VP reprieve.
The Twelve People You'll Meet During Fling
Sort of like that book "The Five People You Meet in Heaven," except not quite as enlightening.
THE ROUND UP 04.14.16
And the freshmen all nestled in their shitty dorm beds, while visions of debauchery danced in their heads. But before we can give our Fling critique, let's look back on those mistakes made last week.
Overheards 04.14.16
Stat Prof: Technically it's not about the size, it's how you use it.
Highbrow Decodes Pottruck
Greek life is not the only tiered institution at Penn.
THE ROUND UP 04.07.16
Before you commit yourself to seeing five performing arts shows this weekend, we need to aca–tell–ya all things brunch and all–around bold. In case you need a little more than some aural fixation, the Round Up is here to satisfy your gossip cravings.
OVERHEARDS 04.07.16
Guy in Frontera: Major in econ. The power of money compels you.
