Lowbrow
Dear College Apartments,
Dear College Apartments,I just wanted to send you a super quick email with a few maintenance requests for our house on 4666 Spruce.
Moving on Off: A Guide to Off–Campus Living
Done with living in Gregory? Move to the Beige Block or whatever is trendy now. Pay $2 for laundry, fight with your landlord, call PECO, give up on their costumer service and just sit in the dark. Now meet your new neighbors:
How to turn your pleeb Domus room into something actually livable
You Are Cordially Invited
to the joining in marriage of Mister Charles Vandenheuvel Moneypants III and Miss
Peasants @ Penn
A lifestyle guide for the average Penn peasant.
PennApps GossApp
All the hottest gossip from the least hot thing anyone did this weekend.
Build Your PennApps Team
We ain't talking about practice, this ain't even Apptice. You are gonna need a crack team, if you are gonna win PennApps (do people win? We assume yes).
Welcome to PennApps: A Manifesto
Yo, It’s my honor to welcome you all to the 2014 PennApps Hackathon and continental breakfast.
Top 10 Life Hacks trending on Pinterest
More like Penn-terest, am I right?
Buzzfeed DIY
Lowbrow and Buzzfeed team up to help you DIY.
Frat-IYS
Jungle juice and making your own grill are so yesterday. Lowbrow presents how to plan your perfect frat party.
Hack-roglyphics
People have been doing it by themselves throughout history, especially pre-Industrial Revolution. Here is the lost tablet of the 7th Pharaoh of the Elmrsglu dynasty. A translator at the Institute of Ancient Crafts weighs in.
New Apps to Help Your Penn Experience
If you have a life and don't live in a single in Hill as a junior, you might not know that PennApps happened this weekend. Oh, but we do. Here are some of the most promising apps.
Worst of Shoutouts: Spring 2014
Every year we’re stunned by Penn students’ sheer inability to submit funny shoutouts. Since you never learn, we’re making an example of some particularly heinous submissions. We’re not laughing with you, we’re laughing at you.
Shoutouts Spring 2014
To City Step: How can y’all be so ratchet and still be allowed to work with small children? To all of SAE: So how many of you have hooked up with each other? To the homeless man outside CVS: I’m not going to spare some change for you if you keep calling me big guy.... I’m a girl. To the cruel, cruel lady who makes salads at Houston: You’re the meanest lady in the world.
4/20 + Passover = Your Very Own Weed Seder
Disclaimer: This section is fake. As always.
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Our beloved Claudia Cohen once ran Page 6; here is Lowbrow's Penn version just in time for Holy Thursday.
