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Lowbrow Presents: The Groundup
Welcome back bitches. But this isn’t the dog park anymore. This week Highbrow got a little too drunk (also the oxycotin didn’t help). Now Lowbrow’s writing the (G)Round Up. Buckle the fuck down while we lay some gossip on you. #bark We know how you guys like puns, so dogs....umm, dogs.
Top 10: If You Hang Out Here, Watch This
Studying sucks. Procrastinate with one of these thematically appropriate movies at your locale of choice.
Ins and Outs
As Heidi Klum put it: In Film and TV, one day you're in and the next you're out. At least, we're pretty sure that's the quote. Either way, here's what's what.
Humans of Van Pelt Basement
Your cozy home for midterm hell. Also: apparently there's a dating scene there?
Dispatch: The Martians are coming. Hide.
9:40 Just hanging with my girls, drinking Smirnoff ice. I don’t really want to go out tonight, but I know I will.
Q&A with 2:54: British Ambient Duo to Hypnotize Johnny Brenda's
Sisters Colette and Hannah Thurlow's gloomy and mysterious rock brought them all the way from London to the States as 2:54. Check them out on Sunday and appreciate their relocation.
Life Inside of the Privilege Bubble
This week, Word on the Street asked Penn students about privilege at Penn. Most students wouldn't discuss the topic, even fewer would allow their name next to their quote. But that's the thing about the conversations that make us uncomfortable—they're often the most important. Here’s what a few students had to say.
Synon-Names: Moniker Mix-Ups
Ego brought you Doppelgängers and now we present Synon-names: people with the same identities on Penn Directory, but are totally different in person. Beware next time you email Rebecca Stein begging for an "A."
EOTW: Denzel Cummings
Denzel, aka "Coco Diesel," may be too scared to walk into his basement, but he's definitely not too scared to tackle society's biggest issues.
Blue Poodle From the Editor
Finding out what other people think of you is, weird. Uncomfortable. You want to know until you know.
Funny List Mondays: 10 Things you Meant to Do Today
Sometimes you wake up and you're just like "I'm about to get shit done."
Lowbrow News: Samantha to Deliver Commencement Address
Samantha Jones, a public relations specialist and best friend of Carrie Bradshaw—but not quite the best friend of Carrie because, honestly, that’s totally Miranda—will be delivering the commencement address at the University of Pennsylvania’s 259th Commencement on May 18th.
The Round Up 02.26.15
My lin is awesome—they know me so well. We’re the beSDT lin around, and everyone can tell! They think I’m aDDDorable, so phresh and so PHIne. I love my lin and I know they’re all mine We love to hang and chat as a group, But when it comes to gossip, Highbrow’s got the real scoop.
Monday Mixtapes: Get Out of Your Mondaze
Music Writer Talia Sterman wants you to get you out of your Mondaze and wake you the eff up.
Oscars Liveblog
Street keeps you posted on the Oscars. As they happen. Like Ryan Seacrest, just funnier and better looking.
Highbrow Pimps You Out
Let's face it—your steamy visions of a hot Mexican fling are unrealistic. If you’re single and ready for a Pringle, have no fear.
Fifty Shades of Grey: Drunk Dispatch
Valentine's day 2015. The Rave was sold out, so here I am at the megaplex on columbus boulevard. Other parts of Philly exist. Show up 5 min late, but I'm gonna get a slurpee. I have a flask full of Bacardi and a beer in my coat. I can't do this sober.
Your Week in Film & TV: 2.19.2015
What To Get the F*** Out of Bed To See: In Bruges, a 2011 dark comedy starring peak Colin Farrell, will be playing @ Gregory College House @ 8pm on Thursday, February 19
The Oregon Trail
Miss the iconic beeping of the Oregon Trail computer game? Head out on the 2015 Oregon trail game, so current that it'll make you feel like you're actually in Oregon.



















