Playlists
Where to eat out
This article appeared in the December 9th joke issue. Alright, you spend a lot of time with yourself.
Sex and rock and roll
This article appeared in the December 9th joke issue. Bedroom dresser. Second drawer. Right behind my hot panties is one of my most treasured possessions.
Guides:
This article appeared in the December 9th joke issue. Gallery for the Artistic Photographer 209 South Street Mon-Fri, through Dec 23, 1 p.m.
100 dollar cheesesteak?
Stephen Starr's take on the cheesesteak is a far cry from the paper-wrapped, whiz-topped Philly classic you know and love.
Editor's Picks
In the Aeroplane over the Sea Since this is my last editor's pick of the semester (tear?), I'm going all out.
BEST TV LINES EVER. Yes. Of all time.
Dan Aykroyd on SNL: "Jane, you ignorant slut. My personality profile is not at issue here, any more than is your inability to achieve orgasm." -- Grant Ginder Angela Chase on My So-Called Life: "School is a battlefield for your heart.
New Kids on the block
Chillin' on the corner, the first day we arrived From the looks of the hoods, we didn't think we'd survive Second day we were there, we were walking down the street With a rhyme in mind and a funky beat But when we turned into the alley, to our surprise We saw a bunch of hoods right before our eyes They looked us up and down once, twice and again There must have been a 100 to a 110 So, I looked over my shoulder right at my friend He said 'Nice knowing you' but this is the end So we battened down the hatches and prepared to fight Then all of a sudden I seen the light The time was right, the time to rock 'Cause everybody knows, we're The New Kids On The Block.
The resurrection
The Marigold Kitchen, formerly known as the Marigold Dining Room, has been around in some form or another for 70 years now, tucked away on 45th and Larchwood, but it may have finally hit the bigtime with its newest incarnation.
Boho, yo!
Petulia's Folly 1710 Sansom Street Mon - Sat (except Wed), 10 a.m. - 6 p.m., Wed, 10a.m. - 7 p.m. (215) 569-1344 www.petuliasfolly.com For those of you who are oh so sick of the Gap, with its false promises of Sarah Jessica looking ever so glamorous plastered to a window, only to find that they don't even sell that stuff on the inside, venture out and find Petulia's Folly.
Best of '04
Kanye West -- College Dropout The man behind some of Jay-Z's best work makes his debut, without a college degree to boot. Brian Wilson -- SMiLE 37 years after its inception, Brian Wilson re-records his "teenage symphony to God," who was pleased, but wanted more cowbell.
Stop in the name of law!
Closer features one of the most beautiful casts ever assembled. Alice (Natalie Portman) and Dan (Jude Law) face an obstacle in their relationship when Anna (Julia Roberts) is hired to take Dan's picture for a book cover jacket and a passionate kiss between the two ensues.
TURN IT OFF AND MASTURBATE INSTEAD -- Worst of '04
The unleashing of I Love the 90's. Remember flannel? Thank you VH1 for catapulting me back into post-traumatic stress syndrome.
Worse Than watching paint dry
Because we know more about film than all of Hollywood (and by the transitive property, that means all of you too), we thought we'd present to you, our glorious readers, the grandest film gaffes of the year 2004.
Guides
Visiting Curator Exhibition Creative Artists Network 237 S. 18th St., Suite 3A (215)546-7775 Want to see artwork from an artist you probably never heard of?
New Club Offers Gratuitous Sex
Sex deprived (SD) freshmen in Kings Court/English College House have chartered a new club they plan to call "Tuesday Night Orgy." According to club founder Clita Banerman, SD affects hundreds of dozens of freshmen, particularly those who live in Kings Court/English College House, which sees few visitors and therefore allows for less possible sexual encounters.
That's The Jawn, That's The Jam...
Philly has its own idiosyncratic, eclectic and sophisticated style. One of the artists, Staccey, is on the scene making moves in art and music marketing, and is also putting out some of the most popular and uniquely Philly "jawn" tees.
And now, the fake news
The DP has spoiled you. Everyday you get quality, in-depth reporting on relevant campus issues such as Frisbee golf and fire alarms.
Alexander the gay
Oliver Stone's bloated new epic Alexander is really, really gay. Overt male homoeroticism pervades almost every other scene.
Hallcest 101
In the days of yore, Street editors would fuck with freshmen every week. Now, we only do it occasionally.
