What about figs in the military?
An underground anti-fig movement, anchored at www.godhatesfigs.com, is gaining a following somewhere outside our mainstream consciousness. Among its major points, bolstered by quotes from the Good Book itself, are "God promises terrible vengeance for fig eaters," "Jesus commanded us not to eat the cursed fig," and the tell-it-like-it-is, "Eat a fig, go to hell." Still, liberal society that we live in, our right to eat the blasphemous fig remains intact. And the right to eat at Figs, whether you find its name subversive or not, is really pleasurable. In fact, you may be anti-fig, but it is almost impossible to be anti-Figs.