Funny List Monday: 10 Alternative Uses for Your Turtleneck
1. Make it a spring piece instead of a winter staple by pairing it with a miniskirt or a bikini—or better yet, just underwear.
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1. Make it a spring piece instead of a winter staple by pairing it with a miniskirt or a bikini—or better yet, just underwear.
Frank Ocean: Mr. Ocean has been an undercover mermaid, excuse us, merman since hitting the R&B scene.
Rock in Reno: Rock in Rio has moved to Vegas this year, but Rock in Reno is the real highlight of Nevada’s music scene, anyway. Headlining this year is Boys Like Girls, a band that totally is relevant and still exists. Other acts include D4L (you may know them for their preeminent song: “Laffy Taffy”), KT Tunstall and Daniel Powter. Grab your bucket hats and fanny packs; this festival is one you don’t want to miss.
The line up you have been waiting for
Photo by Luke Chen
We roamed the streets of Penn's off–campus neighbs to find the best wifi names, from the shameless to the puntastic. Passwords not included, sorry.
My first kiss was at a Jewish summer camp. My second was at the Maccabi games. Do you see a pattern here? I love me some good Hebrew National salami. Let me spell it out for you: I’m addicted to Jewish boys. I’m not saying that I wouldn’t blow a goyim’s shofar, but I prefer my hotdogs without a bun. My appetite for members of the tribe was satiated at Penn as Jewish boys abound (#blessed). You can’t swing a grogger on this campus without knocking off a metaphorical yarmulke. (To the shiksas out there: it's a thing you shake during Purim.)
Here's a recap of our Spring Dining Guide.
The weather may not be heating up yet, but Arts is. While you’re waiting for naked–roof–sunbathing weather, you can live vicariously through our rap– theme rundown of on–campus nudity.
Betch about betchier betch: She seriously needs to stop. I just watched her 50 second Snapstory about today’s Magic Carpet cookie flavors.
Holy shit—it’s about to be a holy weekend. Between Easter and Passover, Highbrow has our hands full with family festivities. We’re looking forward to eating our weight in chocolate while simultaneously avoiding bread like the plague. But that’s okay, gluten–free is trendy! For you Jewish Quakers making the exodus to NYC (Ed. note: Scarsdale and Long Island don’t count), please make sure to avoid putting anything that rises into your dirty mouths. No matter what holiday you’re celebrating this weekend, just remember: Highbrow is like God, you can’t see us, but we’re always watching.
We've definitely had that professor who was "the worst." Here's to the professors who are real diamonds in the rough.
We know what you are thinking.
• Okay, so you wear workout clothes to class. (We all know you aren’t actually going to Pottruck; you have a computer with you.) We want you to push it farther. Now that we know you can wear running shorts to an academic function, why not present your thesis while presenting your legs in spandex?
Peels Diet: On this diet you can only eat the peels of various fruits and vegetables, but you can eat as much of those peels as you want. Sit down with a bucket of lemon peels and dig in.
1. Run away from zombies: It'll make your adrenaline spike so much that you won’t even realize you just got a killer workout. Goodbye brain eating undead creatures, hello toned calves.
Street: So we hear you like the environment. Have you ever made out with a tree?
College senior Rachel Goodman got Trevor, her golden retriever, during the spring of her sophomore year. Since then, he’s learned to open doors, which is why two campus police officers have Rachel’s phone number and regularly return him to her. When he’s not spending his days in the Sigma Chi chapter house, Trevor likes to chase tour groups, pee on the Love Statue and run around High Rise Field. This two–year–old pup will definitely brighten your next rainy day in his yellow raincoat.
We hope a cute leprechaun sham–rocked your world this past weekend. Highbrow met a sexy ginger named Pat McCrotch who was after our lucky charms all day. We know you were green with envy, but that’s nothing that can’t be fixed with a little puff from your pot of gold. If you really have the luck of the Irish, you won’t end up in the Round Up.
...we get it: you have a boyfriend. Like a dog who has peed on a tree, your 200+ photos have marked your territory. No one will go near him.
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