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Street keeps you posted on the Oscars. As they happen. Like Ryan Seacrest, just funnier and better looking.
Strap down, gag yourself and cover your eyes, because we present you with 50 Shades of Highbrow. We’ve always dominated the social scene and we’re ready to whip you into submission. You dirty Quakers need to be disciplined, by gossip.
“I make my Facebook status: "Hey, having a dinner party. Four courses. 30 bucks. BYO. Message me if you’re interested." I usually get a bunch of messages or people inboxing me. Then, I concoct a group of people who would never break bread together, or just don’t know each other."
Nathan Fleetwood likes his underwear like he likes his whiskey: aged. And he's thrilled for the public recognition. “I may not have won any scholarship, service, or leadership awards during my four years at Penn, but I know that this award will make my mother far more proud and will definitely do more to increase my chances of getting elected to public office later in life," says Nathan. He credits his success to his “superhero–like ability to extract the maximum value out of any piece of underwear” thrown his way.
Parmesan-Rosemary Popcorn: Cause you think you're fancy...huh.
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Valentine's Day 2015.
Street: Define “hungree” vs. “hungry.”
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The year is 2015. You’re driving from San Francisco to Seattle to see your friend from summer camp. She goes to the University of Washington. You planned to drink a lot of coffee and go to something called a ¨kickback¨. It will be a great vacation, but first you must cross the...
To help out the cause, we scoured Netflix, found the sappiest rom–com and created a liver–demolishing drinking game.
1. "I heard "Royals" by Lorde for the first time when I was giving someone a handjob. He turned on the song mid–handjob, and I stroked to the beat. Every time I hear "Royals," I think about that moment."
Want to see yourself or your friends featured in Street's second annual fashion guide next Wednesday? Then submit your votes for Fashion Superlatives by 5 p.m. on Friday. Winners will even get swag at our launch party at Smokes on Thursday, February 19th. Don't be afraid to shamelessly vote for yourself.
Highbrow is here to make more of a fuss than that drunk Tap House kid. While you’re sharing dinner with your special someone in a dimly–lit Italian restaurant surrounded by other awkward couples, Highbrow will be relaxing in a bed full of puppies. Check yourself: Who’s really going to have a better Valentine’s Day? Love is truly in the air. And by love, we mean gossip. Watch your back, because Cupid’s not the only one targeting you this weekend.
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Last month, The New York Times published “The 36 Questions That Lead to Love”—a list of questions that are supposed to make two people fall in love by jumping straight into the deep shit. But let's be honest, learning about someone's "hopes and dreams" is kind of meh. We present you with 36 questions you might actually care about when finding love, or at least finding out how sceney you are.
MK: Maybe I can do [Alex's]?! He lived in Peru!
According to scientists with nothing better to do, ice cream tastes best when it’s warmed up to room temperature. A thin coat of ice cream on your tongue warms up faster and more evenly than a fat spoonful. If anyone complains about you erotically licking your gelato at Capo, just tell them you’re “maximizing flavor.”
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