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This article was originally published as part of the joke issue on 12.5.2013
This diet–friendly reinvention of the classic virgin rum and Coke is surprisingly easy to prepare.
While the World Cup is still a maddening 9 months away, you can get a jump on the cultural immersion with this Brazilian favorite.
Prep: Fire up the grill, play volleyball in your swimsuit, kick around a soccer ball, rekindle your appreciation for big butts.
To make the drink: quarter 1 lime and rub the wedges with a tablespoon of coarse cane sugar.
Disclaimer: Our Summer 2013 Editor has just left us for Argentina. But don't cry for us, she's left us with Sangria.
1 glass Malbec
1 oz Vodka
1/2 oz lime juice
1 tsp sugar
1/4 orange, chopped
1/4 lemon, chopped
1/4 apple, cored & chopped
Combine first four ingredients in a glass.