• Become a dance floor make–out queen: kissing burns calories, right? RIGHT?!
  • Specifically, only hook up with people who live more than a mile away from you. That way each walk of shame is its own miniature power workout! 
  • Walk all the way to Dunkin' AT RITTENHOUSE…
  • …Achieve an arm workout by lifting donuts to and from your face
  • Date the entire football team. Secondhand exercise = totally a thing! 
  • Put a cookie on fourth floor Pottruck. Retrieve and eat the cookie. Repeat this process as needed.
  • Kegels
  • Typing burns calories
  • Reading Street burns calories
  • Running away from your responsibilities burns calories


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