- Become a dance floor make–out queen: kissing burns calories, right? RIGHT?!
- Specifically, only hook up with people who live more than a mile away from you. That way each walk of shame is its own miniature power workout!
- Walk all the way to Dunkin' AT RITTENHOUSE…
- …Achieve an arm workout by lifting donuts to and from your face
- Date the entire football team. Secondhand exercise = totally a thing!
- Put a cookie on fourth floor Pottruck. Retrieve and eat the cookie. Repeat this process as needed.
- Kegels
- Typing burns calories
- Reading Street burns calories
- Running away from your responsibilities burns calories
Lowbrow Works Out
Here at Lowbrow, we take working out very seriously. That's why we put together this list of workouts just in time for parka season.
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