BAM! ('s Uncle)
MTV has created a monster. The monster stands about five-foot-six and weighs a generous 260 pounds. At 49 years of age his main hobbies include harassing women and drinking a nice cold Budweiser, preferably at the same time. His life has followed an unusual trajectory; after some 20 years delivering luggage he now spends time with Playboy models and groping Hulk Hogan's daughter. That monster's name is Don Vito, one of the stars of the MTV Jackass spin-off Viva La Bam.