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Ego of the Week: Isabel Friedman

Street: The show’s tomorrow! How has the buildup to the Vagina Monologues been going? Isabel Friedman: We’re at the end of Vagina Season and this year, we’ve had a lot more events than before.

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The Roundup: 2.14.13

Happy Anna Howard Shaw Day, you little suffragettes! Like most of you, Highbrow’s been ignoring the Hallmark holiday of Valentine’s Day and focusing on things that MATTER.

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Word on the Street: Tough Love

So there’s this guy.

by SAM HILL

The Do's and Don'ts of Valentine's Day

Five things to avoid on the national day of love and five ways to successfully feel all the exes and ohs

by ALEXANDRA FRIEDMAN

Dispatch: Vagmons Downtown

10:00 p.m.: Receive text: “are you going to cunt party?” 10:01 p.m.: Ignore text.

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Tweet of the Week: 2.12.13

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Who's Having the Worst Week at Penn? 2.10.13

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Top 10 Ways to Survive that Chilly Walk to Class

1. Dress in layers. Don’t be afraid to throw on that ski mask.

by SHAYLA COLE

Campus Shortcuts to Avoid the Cold

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Word on the Street: I Think I Know You From Somewhere

Welcome to Penn, where students overlap in webs more complicated than that gross hook–up diagram from "Jersey Shore." Forget six degrees of separation.

by ABIGAIL KOFFLER

Overheard at Penn: 2.7.13

Girl 1: If I keep eating this much, I’m going to gain so much weight. Girl 2: I wish I had a tapeworm.

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Ego of the Week: Bhargavi Ammu

This longtime Fisher RA, MERT miracle worker and self–proclaimed Indian grandmother knows how to alternate your spring break, leads Penn’s Dance Arts Council and is a proud member of Oracle.

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Ask Miss Cassandra: Of Orientation and De–flowerization

I think I might be gay. First off that is not a question, which is especially ironic for someone who is questioning their sexuality.

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Tweet of the Week: 2.5.13

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Who's Having the Best Week at Penn? 2.2.13

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Top 10 Ways to Distract Yourself in Your Laptop-Free Lecture

So your professor banned laptops—what’s a tired, hungover student to do?

by NICOLE MALICK

Shit Penn Kids Do, Part Deux

Ego proudly presents an ode to AlliedBarton and Bon Appetit. These beloved Penn personalities work in the dorms, dining halls and other campus establishments, and were eager to share their wildest memories of Quaker debauchery.

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Ego of the Week: Jonathon Youshaei

When he's not in charge of the biggest (Feb) club on campus, this quadrilingual, class prez Persian of SAE, Lantern and Sphinx can be found shamelessly noshing at Sweetgreen.

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Word on the Street: A Rude Awakening

Almost three years ago, right before I first came to Penn, the "good luck" and "bon voyage" that I had been hearing all summer from friends and other well–wishers turned into “don’t party too hard!” and “remember, school comes first!” I quickly learned that Penn is wildly known as “the Social Ivy:” the Ivy most affiliated with partying. I have never been a partier, but I was curious to see the fantastic and potentially debauched social establishments for which my school was apparently famous.  So, in the beginning of freshman year, my friends and I did as the Romans do: we stood outside frat houses and waited to be invited in. During the last party we went to that fall, a friend and I left disinterested after only fifteen minutes.

by OLIVIA RUTIGLIANO

The Meh List: 1.31.13

Highbrow picks the meh–est parts of Penn. Not good. Not bad. Just meh.

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