Campus Life
Things to Blame on the Green Jungle Juice You Drank
Ten consequences of the questionable mixed drink you downed on St. Fratty's Day.
A New Look At Facebook
Penn students without Facebook accounts speak out about their decision to deactivate or delete Facebook altogether — posting bikini photos from spring break will have to wait.
THE ROUND UP 03.24.16
On second thought, you might want that extra shot of whiskey in your Bailey’s. This week’s Round Up won’t go down nearly as smooth.
OVERHEARDS 3.24.16
Queen of Wharton: I was gonna fuck this guy, but he was just so bad at negotiations that I couldn't.
Ego of the Week: Bobby Lundquist
The universally well–liked host of Bread and Jamz gets deep and talks masculinity, vulnerability and his vision for a more inclusive Penn community.
Here's To Never Growing Up
How three cats and a diagnosis made adulthood too real.
Letter 03.17.2016
I don’t make New Year’s resolutions. I make post–Spring Break resolutions.
Texts from Last Night: Spring Break Edition
(570): For a second I thought the dolphin was giving head to that guy at the bar.
Ego of the Week: Prashant Ramesh
When the Music Director of Penn Masala isn't getting stopped by fans on the street, he's getting stopped at airport security. TSA, WTF?
The "Not PV" Spring Breakers
There's more to spring break than passing out on a beach and throwing up before 3 p.m. Check out what Penn students did during the past week, and start planning your next SB2K17.
How to Detox from Spring Break
Address the irreparable damage you have done to your body and your self–image.
Why I Hate St. Patrick's Day
St. Patrick’s Day became a day to celebrate Irish heritage in the United States. Now, the day—and subsequently, the heritage—is indelibly tied to alcohol and its abuse.
Texts from Spring Break 2016
Submit your most ridiculous texts here.
Penn's Most Eligible Bachelors
You were wondering where the good ones were hiding. We're here to help.
What Type of Person You Are Based on Where You Camp Out During Midterms
Van Pelt Basement – You’re a Rosenparty regular. You like to SABS and procrastinate by saying hi to all of your acquaintances and whispering shouting at a table.
Overheards 02.25.16
Glaringly douchey frat bro on Locust: I have got to stop being so nice. Ya know, to girls that aren't hot and stuff.
