Campus Life
THE ROUND UP 02.04.16
Tis the sneeze–in for snotty noses and even (s)naughtier situations. If you think your sore throat is bad, at least be thankful that you're not being featured in the Round Up this week.
10 First Semester Friends You're Trying to Get Rid of
You're all fucking dropped.
OVERHEARDS 02.04.16
Jewish boy in Hillel: Anyway, I was born jaundiced. Girl walking with her friends: So my birthday's on 4/20, right?
What Interminable Illness do you Have?
SRAT, FROSH or SWUG: What sickness will your lifestyle land you?
Ego of the Week: Rolanda Evelyn
Rolanda Evelyn is President of Penn Fashion Week and is working for Google. Read on to find out more about how much cooler she is than you.
Letter From the Editor 01.28.16
OCR has got to be, like, the biggest joke at Penn.
THE ROUND UP 01.28.16
Winter Storm Jonas wasn’t the only thing that did damage this weekend. From your bid party to your snarty (for the uninformed: that’s a snow darty) to your 3am McFlurry, we caught drift of your snowy escapades.
OVERHEARDS 01.28.16
One professor to another professor: I admire you because you're delicious.
Look at this Stuff, Isn't it Neat?
I unearthed a resource from Penn's soil—and you should, too.
A Day in the Life: Normal Human vs. Pledge vs. OCR
Because you never realized how weirdly similar pledging and doing OCR were.
Ego of the Week: Megan and Kelly Bridges
These twins aren't telepathic and they don't want to indulge your twincest fantasies, but they're saving the world so you should give a shit.
Penn's Cutest Siblings
How do we sign up to be a member of these families? Asking for a friend.
An Open Letter to Sad Freshmen Girls
Penn is more than rush.
ROUND UP 1.21.16
Welcome back to campus, Quakers. While your tan lines may fade, your drunk escapades remain the same. Remember: the only thing worse than being cut during rush is winding up in the Round Up.
OVERHEARDS 01.21.16
SDT hopeful during rush: Okay, but like, Chicago japs don’t compare to New York japs. Old woman at dinner: You know what he said to me?
How Was Your Break Actually?
How good was your break, really? This flow chart provides the non–bullshit answer to that question.
Your 2016 New Year's Resolutions
Watch more normal porn.
Ego of the Week: Victoria Chen
This future dentist is a member of four senior societies and co–founder of Penn Queer and Asian. Victoria debunks stereotypes about Asian–interest sororities and dishes on Channing Tatum and the hidden power of dentists.
Your New Year's Resolutions for 2016
Highbrow wants to know what you will be failing to do in the next few months.
