Campus Life
What Type of Person You Are Based on Where You Camp Out During Midterms
Van Pelt Basement – You’re a Rosenparty regular. You like to SABS and procrastinate by saying hi to all of your acquaintances and whispering shouting at a table.
Overheards 02.25.16
Glaringly douchey frat bro on Locust: I have got to stop being so nice. Ya know, to girls that aren't hot and stuff.
Round Up 02.25.16
Highbrow hopes your week has gone swimmingly.
Ego of the Week: Kendra Carson and Maha Subramaniam
You can learn a lot from these two: including that clitorises can get erections too
I'm a Student–Athlete, and I Promise I'm Not Stupid
Sweating over my intelligence as an athletic recruit.
Ego of the Week: Nicolas Garcia
In between classes while you're trolling Facebook, Nicolas Garcia is garnering votes for his campaign for Florida State legislature.
Why I'm Up On Trump
Let's address the elephants in the room: Donald Trump, and why I support him.
Ten Penn Rejections You Face All the Time
In order from slightly annoying to absolutely heartbreaking, here are the ten Penn rejections you face all the time.
THE ROUND UP 02.18.16
It’s hard to imagine anything more humiliating than rubbing your genitals up on some random, red-faced freshman girl in front of her whole sorority, but ending up in the Round Up comes pretty close.
Overheards 02.18.16
Jobless Junior: I stress bought a rotisserie chicken.
WOTS Love Week: No Labels, No Problem
My sexuality is just one piece of who I am, and it doesn't need a title.
WOTS Love Week: Sunshine
A tribute to my first love and my first loss.
Letter From The Editor 02.11.2016
This is the Love Issue and Valentine’s Day is this weekend so I’m probably supposed to write to you about love.
WOTS Love Week: Betraying the Blowjob Brigade
How I learned to accept my non–virgin status in a culture that shuns premarital sex.
Three Blind Dates
In the romantic life of young adults, blind dates are considered especially heinous. At Street, the dedicated staff who write them set up an elite squad of three couples. These are their stories.
Valentine's Day: Your Couple Plans Decoded
A breakdown of students' Valentine's Day plans, one quasi–relationship at a time.
